Where is he she asked
He said he was going home and didn't want to be bothered
Well I'm going over there he is coming out with us
Aww leave him alone he doesn't want to go out
What do you think he is doing then sitting in the dark
Hell woman, I don't know. Rubbing one out to gay german midget porn is my guess
(That got me a punch in the arm, the first of many that night)
He should go out with us, get drunk, laugh
I said leave him be. The man needs to get his crying done in peace
(This is when she made the first of many lewd gestures, she was not a refined woman)
Later that night
After she had once again run off
With another man from the bar
I came home to flames shooting from his roof
Cops and fire fighters everywhere
And I thought...
After multiple tries
He finally got it right
I feel like this is a work in progress. I may add to this later. I made several changes right after posting.
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